I was drinking on the balcony when suddenly I saw this car pull up in front of my car.
It looked like a fat guy driving the car and a dude with this hat was doing something suspicious. I thought they were going to break in or something. Then I said that was my car out loud.
They definitely didn't hear me because before I knew it he fucking bootlegged my car.
I ran downstairs and to ask them what the hell is going on.
When I got to this escalade looking car there was this colossal thing with a flashlight in the driver's seat pointing his blinding flashlight at me. In my mind was like, "Ouch! What the fuck? I can fucking see you asshole!" You have lights in your fucking car!" He was huge alright. His belly extended to the steering wheel. If he wanted to drive with no hands his belly would help him grip the handles. He also had this thick beard. You know? The ones you see lumberjacks where except with 2 necks. He wore a badge around his neck :/ Seems Legit. Right? It was the Premiere Security guard with his buddy wearing a brown under armor hat, a jacket with camouflage in the inside, and in his hands carrying the security lock to bootleg my car...it's not even my car by the way.
Luckily, I had 60 dollars with me and an ATM was walking distance to withdraw $20.
Wow. It really made my night that night. Then I gave it to the fat man and left to find another fucking parking space.
IMAGINATION TIME...What if
Now what they did was park right in front of the car that wasn't supposed to be in the parking lot, so if the owner came out he couldn't escape. The fat guy would stay inside the car because you know...he can't move. He gets his partner to look at the license plate and record it so they can ticket/bootleg the motherfucker.
This could have gone out several different ways:
1)What if I switched my license plate...but that wouldn't workout because they would bootleg me regardless. So what I would do is bootleg my car and bootleg their car *without them knowing* at the same time. So I could negotiate with them.
2) Let them bootleg me. Take out my random pit stop team to remove and replace the tire. And still park there >:D
3) Slash their tires
4) Use some type of diamond cutter to remove the huge metal thing. and write a sticky note that says, "Fuck You! I do what I want!"
5) Somehow move old cars with a towing truck and replace all the available spots with old rusting cars. Then just leave them there. Everytime they move it...just replace it with an old rusting car.
6) Have a security system that sprays pepper spray, tranquilizes, and stabs a stranger who doesn't let a person-who-did-not-know-they-could-park-there get ticketed.
Anyways I am good now. Thank You :D
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